Dear Delusion
Melbourne, right?
We guessed. Bestie uses it for local shade — trams, weather, your city's specific brand of nonsense.
Guessed from your region
Melbourne
MOCK: guessed from browser time zone. Real build: Cloudflare request city (request.cf.city), no GPS permission.
What's the drama today?
Pick all that apply. We don't judge. We just read.
How do you like it?
Change it any time in settings.
Optional
Who are we gassing up?
Tweaks pronouns and whether you're a king, a queen or simply the moment.
Optional
Who's disappointing you lately?
Just so the dating reads land on the right target.
When should Bestie check in?
One read a day. Pick your moment.
Okay, Alex. Here's your first read.
Today · Dating
Alex, you are not too much. He is simply not enough. Category is: moving the fuck on.
Today's read
Your ex is a plot point, Alex, not the whole fucking season.
Say something back. Bestie's listening.
Weekly check-in
How's this all going?
What do you need more of?
Are we obsessed?
Five reads in. Be honest, Alex.
Enjoying Dear Delusion?Tap a star to rate it on the App Store.
★★★★★
MOCK of the native store rating prompt.
Fine. Tell Bestie what's not serving.
Day 3 · Free trial's over, darling
Keep your reads, Alex.
Make a free account so Bestie remembers you, your streak and your saved reads. Still free. No card. We're not your ex.
Sign in with Apple
G Continue with Google
Shown after 3 free days. Sign in with Apple is required by Apple whenever Google is offered. Delete account will be in settings.